1. When the wife comments to a well dressed husband, “I know now what are you upto”?
2. On appraisal time the Boss warns the employee, ” to deserve is the criteria and not to desire”
3. After the interview the interviewer tells the interviewee, “ the profiles need to have congruence”
4. The fiancée after having good time with would-be-bride tells, “I wish the marriage set ups need a rethinking”
5. Father tells the young daughter who scored less marks, ‘ it is time to real life teachings than academics”
6. The minister comments spontaneously to a controversial plea, “ it draws my attention”
7. When an irritated father on property sharing issue threw the ‘keys’ at the daughter and the ‘purse’ at the son
8. When the American says, “ take free wheat but use our transportation”
9. When the teacher admonished the strong student he commented, “I know now what to do”
10 When the Boss reacts after a patient hearing from the marketing officer on his failure to achieve the big target, “I have now to rethink”.
11. The sister tells the brother,’ my friend adores you” the brother retorted, because I concur with ‘his’ idea on you.
12. The disguised beggar asks for alms from the master of the house and the master gives him one rupee coin instantly without a grumble. The beggar profusely thanks him that now he is the owner of one hundred rupees as he has won the prize from his friend on winning the worst miser.
13. The husband said’ I spent a vigil night yesterday because of mosquitoes” singing around his ears. The wife commented that she could have a comfortable sleep because the ‘mosquito’ near her did not disturb her with the snoring, the whole night.
14. The mother-in-law wanted to have dinner with son; but the daughter-in-law wanted to have the dinner with the son (the husband). However, in the melee the sister took advantage to dinner with all of them to which all agreed. she brought her boy friend and he took the opportunity to propose to her. The brow-beaten mother could not eat the dinner.
15. The wife said she was happy that she could get her selection of sari and the husband said he was happy that he could get his selection of the suit. But both were unhappy thereafter that none considered the others choice.
M.S.kumaran
2. On appraisal time the Boss warns the employee, ” to deserve is the criteria and not to desire”
3. After the interview the interviewer tells the interviewee, “ the profiles need to have congruence”
4. The fiancée after having good time with would-be-bride tells, “I wish the marriage set ups need a rethinking”
5. Father tells the young daughter who scored less marks, ‘ it is time to real life teachings than academics”
6. The minister comments spontaneously to a controversial plea, “ it draws my attention”
7. When an irritated father on property sharing issue threw the ‘keys’ at the daughter and the ‘purse’ at the son
8. When the American says, “ take free wheat but use our transportation”
9. When the teacher admonished the strong student he commented, “I know now what to do”
10 When the Boss reacts after a patient hearing from the marketing officer on his failure to achieve the big target, “I have now to rethink”.
11. The sister tells the brother,’ my friend adores you” the brother retorted, because I concur with ‘his’ idea on you.
12. The disguised beggar asks for alms from the master of the house and the master gives him one rupee coin instantly without a grumble. The beggar profusely thanks him that now he is the owner of one hundred rupees as he has won the prize from his friend on winning the worst miser.
13. The husband said’ I spent a vigil night yesterday because of mosquitoes” singing around his ears. The wife commented that she could have a comfortable sleep because the ‘mosquito’ near her did not disturb her with the snoring, the whole night.
14. The mother-in-law wanted to have dinner with son; but the daughter-in-law wanted to have the dinner with the son (the husband). However, in the melee the sister took advantage to dinner with all of them to which all agreed. she brought her boy friend and he took the opportunity to propose to her. The brow-beaten mother could not eat the dinner.
15. The wife said she was happy that she could get her selection of sari and the husband said he was happy that he could get his selection of the suit. But both were unhappy thereafter that none considered the others choice.
M.S.kumaran
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